I protested.
How about reading books after life?
Eternity is the perfect time to read at least a few thousand books or so.
Don't you think so?
I told her not to worry and I assured her that Heaven should definitely have a pretty good size library with an impressive collection.
FYI to my husband: when the time comes, please bury me with my book bucket list.
In Heaven, do they use the Dewey decimal system? I wonder!
But wait a minute, what if I end up in hell.
Mmmmmmm, I guess I'll have to go to Hell's Public Library, with the broken down shelves and a pretty hot collection of books such as: Fifty shades of Grey
Picture from www.digital-art-gallery.com |
Since it is pretty hot in Hell, I think reading would take my mind off of melting in a fiery cauldron.
Who knows, maybe, they even have a Nolo press book called " How to win your way back to Heaven."
Hey, even if they deny my petition, I bet I can still receive some heavenly books via ILL (Inter- Library- Loan).
So what do you think?
Are there any libraries up there or in the underworld? And what do the late fees consist of? I shutter to think!
Signing off until next Monday- Panteha
Oh, goodness! Hmm, or badness, as the case may be...I can't stop laughing! I think I'd prefer Heaven's Public Library, where there are no late fees, because everyone brings their books back on time. Also, in Hell's library, you can never find the book you want, and it's always "assumed lost" anyway! Thanks for the fun, Panteha.
ReplyDelete