Monday, November 25, 2013

Just Life | Heaven's Public Library

The other day, my boss was complaining to a co-worker that there were too many good books and not enough time to read them all in a life time.

I protested.

How about reading books after life?

Eternity is the perfect time to read at least a few thousand books or so.

Don't you think so?

I told her not to worry and I assured her that Heaven should definitely have a pretty good size library with an impressive collection.

Personally,  I'm counting on reading peacefully in the afterlife.

FYI to my husband: when the time comes, please bury me with my book bucket list.

In Heaven, do they use the Dewey decimal system? I wonder!

But wait a minute, what if I end up in hell. 

Mmmmmmm, I guess I'll have to go to Hell's Public Library, with the broken down shelves and a pretty hot collection of books such as: Fifty shades of Grey 

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Since it is pretty hot in Hell, I think reading would take my mind off of melting in a  fiery cauldron.

Who knows, maybe, they even have a Nolo press book called " How to win your way back to Heaven."

Hey, even if they deny my petition, I bet I can still receive some heavenly books via ILL (Inter- Library- Loan). 

So what do you think? 

Are there any libraries up there or in the underworld?  And what do the late fees consist of?  I shutter to think!

Signing off until next Monday- Panteha

1 comment:

  1. Oh, goodness! Hmm, or badness, as the case may be...I can't stop laughing! I think I'd prefer Heaven's Public Library, where there are no late fees, because everyone brings their books back on time. Also, in Hell's library, you can never find the book you want, and it's always "assumed lost" anyway! Thanks for the fun, Panteha.